i found this collar

i found this collar, i guess i should call the owners.

i was fiddling around with something else, when I got caught in this bear trap.

i was chasing this herd of wolves, but someone called them a pack.

but you see, they're wrong, cos' my soft pack of menthols got washed away by the current.

and i was wading up the creek, and there was a gully too.

and a big canyon, and a big dark nothing.

but, i couldn't think of what was up, so i fell down.

now, i found this collar, i guess i should call the owners.

cos' i was fiddling around with something else,

and now i cant see land.